Funny wine sayings collected from multiple sources for your reading enjoyment.
- Wine a bit – you’ll feel better
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!
- Forgive me – for I have Zinned
- Wine drinkers make grape lovers
- We only serve fine wines – Did you bring any?
- Pick me, squeeze me, make me wine
- If you don’t like the food have more wine
- A day without wine, is no day of mine
- Wine improves with age, the older I get the better I like it
- Grape Expectations
- Rise and Wine
- How Merlot can you go?
- Make me wine
- Will trade husband for wine
- Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improves with age.
- Wines Constantly
- Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
- Just like wine, I improve with age
- Women cannot live on chocolate alone, that’s why there’s wine.
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere
- What kind of wine goes with unemployment?
- At my age I need glasses – wine glasses
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